Stereotypes suck

If you hate stereotypes, repost this. Mark an x besides the ones you are.

[] I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[] I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[X] I’m a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
[] I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[] I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[] I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smöke wéed.
[] I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
[] I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[] I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[] I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[] I’m GAY/ BI, so I MUST have AIDS.
[] I’m a LESBIAN/BI, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[] I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be loud and obnoxious.
[x] I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[x] I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x] I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[] I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[] I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[] I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[] I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[] I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[] I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[] I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[] I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
[] I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[] I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a hoe
[x] I’m a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a hoe
[] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[] I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[] I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x] I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[] I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking hoe.
[] I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[] I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[] I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a “big one”.
[] I’m EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[] I’m PRETTY, so I MUST have had more than 10 boyfriends.
[x] I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
[] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
[] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x] I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[] I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[] I HAVE GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
[x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[] I have big “jugs”, so I MUST be a hoe.
[] I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[x] I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
[] I’m GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[] I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
[] I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[] I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[] I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[] I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[] I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[] I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[] I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[] I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[] I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[] I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[] I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x] I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[] I’m a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[] I’m a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[] I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[x] I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[] I’m MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[x] I’m a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
[] I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[] I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[] I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[] I’m MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[] I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black
[] I’m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[] I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x] I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[] I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
[] I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[] I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a hoe.
[x] I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[] I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[] I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[] I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[] I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[] I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[] I don’t like the sun, so I MUST be an albino.
[] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[] I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[] I couldn’t hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a wimp
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[] I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
[x] I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.
[x] My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x] I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
[] I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my cleavage.
[] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[] I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be easy myself
[] I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[] I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[] I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[] I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[] I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[x] I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[] I’m an OLDEST CHILD so I MUST be bossy
[] I’m a MIDDLE CHILD so I MUST be the favorite
[x] I’m a YOUNGEST CHILD so I MUST be a brat (Half sister in Russia, in case you got confused and an only child in Canada).
[] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[] I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[] I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[x] I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[] I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[x] I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[] I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be stupid.
[x] I have friends who are DISABLED, so I must be disabled too.
[] I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x] I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[] I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[] I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[x] I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[] I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (What’s Yaoi and Yuri?)
[x] I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[x] I care about the ENVIRONMENT…I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[] I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
[] I’m PAGAN/WAS PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[] I’m PAGAN/WAS PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[] I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[] I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[] I’m a LESBIAN/BI GIRL so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE, IMMATURE and CHILDISH.
[x] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[] I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[] I am WICCAN/ WAS WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[] I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[] I read YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x] I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[x] I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[] I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
[] I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[] I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a saucy smart Alec.
[] I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[x] I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[] I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
[] I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
[] I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
[] I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
[] I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[] I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
[] I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
[] I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
[x] I cry, so I MUST be a wimp.
[] I can’t help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
[] I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
[x] I’m a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I’m better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.
[] I am BISEXUAL so I MUST be obsessed with sex
[x] I’m a virgin so I MUST be ugly
[] I don’t like modern music so I MUST be old
[x] I like pop music so I MUST be prep
[] I like rap music so I MUST be ghetto
[] I like screamo music so I MUST be emo
[]I like rock music so I MUST be punk/emo/goth
[] I like indie music so I MUST be a hippy
[x] I like ALTERNATIVE music so I MUST be a freak
[] I like COUNTRY music so I MUST be a hillbilly
[] I’m a YOUTUBER so I MUST be a lowlife without a job
[x] I don’t watch GLEE so I MUST not have a TV
[] I’m a guy who watches GLEE so I MUST be gay
[] I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a thug
[] I have painted nails, so I MUST be girly
[x] I don’t wear MAKEUP to school so I MUST be a lazy loser
[] I DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD so I MUST be going to hell
[x] I believe in MIRACLES so I MUST be a girl
[] I don’t believe in MIRACLES so I MUST be a heartless MAN
[x] I believe in LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT so I MUST have my head in the clouds
[x] I believe in GOD so I MUST be an idiot
[] I believe in MAGYCK so I MUST be a satanist
[x] I’m an INTERNET FEMALE so I MUST be fat and ugly
[] I don’t like CHRISTMAS so I MUST be heartless
[X] I am REPOSTING this so I MUST be bored and not have a life

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Christmas!

Hey blog world! Merry Christmas to all! I had a great Christmas Day today! When I woke up this morning, I looked under the tree and went upstairs looking for gifts there were many gifts! I got some clothes, an android, slippers, a watch, and two Swarovski crystals (a squirrel (which I named Alvin (after Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks)) and a cat (which I named Dante (in memory of him))! And I got my mom a nice, red ring! And I got my grandparents a cross which I painted myself! It said “God is watching over you” across and flowers going up and down! They loved their gifts! Oh and I didn’t forget my dad! I’m giving him a batch of cookies which I made myself!

Later on at around 4:00 was when we showed up to my aunt’s and uncle’s house for Christmas dinner! For dinner I took turkey and carrots (I’m a picky eater LOL!)! Then one of my cousins had chocolate mousse with peppermint on the inside with chocolate cups and it tasted AWESOME! Also my aunt cooked homemade chocolate chip cookies and I took four (don’t tell mom!). After dinner and desert was the gift opening. I received 3 gifts from my aunt which was a pink shirt with dots on it and a purple sweater that had “Old Navy” going across it! I also got pink utensils. Another was from my other cousin and it was a card with a Ciniplex gift card inside! And I got my aunt and uncle a birdhouse which I painted myself! They loved it!

I liked all my gifts and had a wonderful Christmas!

What did you get for Christmas? Tell me in the comments!

Sexy Rolanda Style

Hey blog world! My friend Leah posted this on her blog (http://asbiediaries.wordpress.com/) and I decided to give it a go too!

1. Put your iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

If someone says “Is this ok” you say? Give It 2 U – Robin Thicke

What would best describe your personality? Beat It – Michael Jackson

What do you like in a guy/girl? Celebration – Kool and the Gang

What is your life’s purpose? Warwick Avenue – Duffy

What is your motto? Blurred Lines – Robin Thicke

What do your friends think of you? Barbie Girl – Aqua

What do you think about very often? Timber – Pitbull ft. Ke$ha

What is 2+2? Bad – Michael Jackson

What do you think of the person you like? The Way – Ariana Grande ft. Mac Miller

What is your life story? Wannabe – Spice Girls

What do you want to do when you grow up? Old Time Rock and Roll – Bob Seger

What do you think when you see the person you like? Heart Attack – Demi Lovato

What do your parents think of you? Radioactive – Imagine Dragons

What will you dance to at your wedding? Doctor Jones – Aqua

What will they play at your funeral? Wind It Up – Gwen Stefani

What is your hobby/interest? Funkytown – Lips Inc

What is your biggest secret? Safety Dance – Men Without Hats

What do you think of your friends? Mr Mom – Lonestar

Whats the worst thing that could happen? Baby Got Back – Sir Mix A Lot

How will you die?! Eat It – Weird Al Yankovic

What makes you cry? Turn Up The Music – Chris Brown

Will you ever get married? Hey Ya – OutKast

What Scares You The Most? I Want You Back – Jackson 5

Does anyone like you? Counting Stars – One Republic

If you could go back in time, what would you change? ABC – Jackson 5

What hurts right now? The Fox – Ylvis

What will you post this as? Sexy Rolanda Style

Just for fun do this on your blog too! Follow the instructions above and post your results on your blog. Have fun!

Picture this!

Hey blog world! Here’s a couple of Friday funnies. Laugh as you picture these in your head!

A muscular girl about 6’5 with a unibrow breaking down your front door yelling “WHERE’S THE CHAPSTICK?!”

You are home alone and you sneeze. The phone rings and someone says “Bless you.” on the other line.

You see a beetle on the ground and then “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds” by The Beatles start playing out of nowhere.

You happen to flick to your channel on the news and one of your friends performs a song on how good looking they are.

The look on your face when your about to sneeze. On your driver’s license.

Kermit the frog tap dancing on your face.

Finding out that like all of us, Jesus farted.

You wake up in the morning and still droopy eyed, look out your back window. You then see one of your classmates/coworkers meditating in mid air.

Your mom when she wakes up in the morning.

Your counting sheep trying to fall asleep and one of the sheep trips over the hurdle. Ouch! That must hurt!

Do you have any funnies to share? Which ones did you find funny? Tell me in the comments!

Quoting Myself Again

Hey blog world? Remember when I quoted myself a few months ago? If not then here’s the link to it: https://ejmsmiles.wordpress.com/2013/09/13/quoting-myself/! I’ve been recently saying different stuff so I’m gonna give that a go!

“Shoot!”

“Da heck?”

“What are you lookin’ at?”

*whispers* “Nice a$$…”

“Crabbit!”

“I’m the hottest in the planet!”

“Every guy sooooo wants me.”

“Can you not.”

*sees a mole* “MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLLLEEEEE!”

“No. Just no.”

“Tell me!”

“Alrighty then!”

That’s all I can think of for now! LOL! What stuff do you say? Tell me in the comments!