[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you”.
[x] you have run into a glass/screen door.
 You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
 You have been called a blond.
so far: 4
[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
 You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
so far: 9
 You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
 You have accidentally caught something on fire.
 You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
so far: 11
 You have fallen asleep in class. (Almost did)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
 People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
 You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
so far: 13
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
 You have eaten a bug accidentally.
 You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 16
[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t
 You break a lot of things.
 You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
 When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
so far: 18
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title “I am ____ Insane.”