I’m a parachute

[x] – You like cheese

[x] – You hate peanuts

[x] – You agree that this is random.

[x] – You have farted today.

[x] – You have choked on something.

[x] – You are a writer.

[] – You smoke.

[x] – You like to swim.

[] – You have farted more than once today.

[x] – You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR =  8

[x] – You have lied more than 10 times

[x] – You are an only child.

[] – You have more than 3 pets.

[x] – You prefer water to other drinks.

[] – You are an alcoholic.

[x] – You are under 20 years old.

[] – You are over 25 years old.

[] – You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

[] – You like jewelry

[] – Your favorite music genre is rock

TOTAL SO FAR = 12

[x] – You weigh more than 140 lbs.

[] – You like pirates.

[] – You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.

[] – You take a prescription drug every day.

[] – You have a job.

[x] – You live with your parents.

[] – You like to eat eggs.

[x] – You have a religion.

[] – You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 15

[] – You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.

[x] – You have eaten something odd before

[] – You are bad at math.

[x] – You love electronics.

[x] – Someone/something has ticked you off in the past week.

[] – You cuss a lot.

[x] – You believe in aliens

[] – You play video games.

[] – You have low self-esteem.

[] – You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 19

[] – You like fire.

[] – You have fainted or passed out before.

[] – You have a high school diploma.

[] – You live in America.

[x] – You use hand sanitizer a lot.

[x] – You consider yourself a nerd.

[] – You have tried chewing tobacco.

[] – You are a conspiracy theorist.

[] – You sleep in the nude.

[] – You will tag people to do this.

TOTAL SO FAR = 21

[x] – You have imagined yourself being famous.

[x] – You own a stuffed animal.

[x] – You like watermelon

[] – You live in Europe.

[] – You have a fetish for something

[x] – You fidget a lot.

[x] – You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.

[] – You won’t re-post this quiz.

[x] – You have your own personal computer and don’t share one.

[] – You have a brother

TOTAL SO FAR = 27

[] – You can cook well.

[] – You like to party.

[] – You are a bad dancer.

[] – You are a professional dancer.

[x] – You have crossed paths with a black cat

[x] – You have a friend that you think is crazy.

[x] – You have under 10 good, close friends.

[x] – You are anticipating your answer to this quiz

[x] – You have run away from something.

[] – You have watched the movie: “X Men 3″

TOTAL SO FAR = 32

[] – You like to mix soft drinks together.

[x] – You have done an odd experiment

[x] – People have stared at you oddly in public.

[] – Your grandmothers are still alive. (Only one of them are)

[] – You have a step-mom or dad.

[] – You hate to be tagged

[] – You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.

[] – You have a dA subscription.

[x] – Your hair is brown. Natural color.

[x] – You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 36

[x] – You have dressed up for Halloween.

[x] – You love cats.

[] – You got this survey

[x] – You have a quirky personality.

[] – You are a coffee addict.

[x] – You live near a body of water.

[x] – You have had a toothache.

[] – You currently need to go to the bathroom.

[] – You use the term: “Epic Fail”.

GRAND TOTAL = 41

Add up your total score and post a status like this: `I’m a (Write your answer here)`

0-25 = A spaceship.

26 = Corn.

27 = The Chosen One.

28 = A donkey.

29 = Flashlight.

30 = Weed.

31 = Stalker.

32 = Poodle.

33 = A turd.

34 = Pacifier.

35 = Chili.

36 = A continent.

37 = Bamboo.

38 = A Nissan Skyline.

39 = Pedophile.

40 = A rather large and smelly fish.

41 = Parachute.

42 = Mob of angry sheep.

43 = A clone of yourself.

44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.

45 = Pincushion.

46 = Toilet seat.

47 = Ninja.

48 = Psycho passion fruit.

49 = Yellow snow.

50 = Flammable.

51 = A poison Easter basket.

52 = A dirty diaper.

53 = Mammary gland.

54 = A moose humping a guardrail.

55 = An illegal immigrant

56 = Tofu.

57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.

58 = Staple gun.

59 = Tail feather.

60 = A white rapper.

61 = A shotgun shell.

62 = Sexy as hell.

63 = A popcorn fart.

64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.

65 = Fortune cookie.

66 = Barack Obama.

67 = Chinchilla.

68 = Weapon of mass destruction.

69 = An epic failure at everything.

70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.

71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.

72 = Bicycle tire.

73 = Sweat.

74 = The Bubonic Plague.

75 = Turkey.

76 = Amoeba.

77 = A lice-infected hobo.

78 = The ruler of all evil.

79 = Horny toad.

80 = Fairy Godmother.

81 = Tuba.

82 = Anorexic llama capillary.

83 = Moldy snot.

84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.

85 = Doppelganger.

86 = Future porn star.

87 = Unnatural disaster.

88 = Statistical database.

89 = Genital lice.

90 = Rocket launcher.

91 = Ruby vomit.

92 = Maggot.

93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.

94 = Pudding.

95 = A gravy train.

96 = Santa Claus.

97 = Paris Hilton’s big toe.

98 = Decaying insect corpse.

99 = Blood bank.

100 = Freak of nature and humanity

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