Yo Mama Jokes!

Hey blog world! I’ve decided to do a post on Yo Mama Jokes. They are supposed to be either funny or insulting. I use them to be funny. Not in a critisizing manner. Here are a couple of Yo Mama Jokes that I thought were funny!

Your mama’s so fat that people take a jog around her

Your mama’s so fat that when she sits around the house she literally sits around the house

Your mama’s so fat that when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing “We are family!”

Your mama’s so fat that when she wears a yellow jacket, people call out “Taxi!”

Your mama’s so fat that when she farts, it’s considered a natural disaster

Your mama’s so fat that the Sorting Hat sorted her into The House of Pancakes

Your mama’s so fat, she has her own gravitational pull

Your mama’s so old that she sat next to Moses in 3rd grade

Your mama’s so old that Jesus was in her yearbook

Your mama’s so old that when she went to school there was no history class

Your mama’s so old that when she farts, dust comes out

Your mama’s so stupid that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company

Your mama’s so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind

Your mama’s so stupid that she locked herself out of a motorcycle

What are your favorite Yo Mama Jokes? Tell me in the comments!

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